one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond
"I just want to have a completely adventurous, passionate, weird life."
- Jack: Hey, you know what sucks?
- Lindsey: vacuums
- Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
- Lindsey: black holes
- Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
- Lindsey: lava?
- Jack: no it's u lindsey shut the fuck up